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• Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow? A. As mushroom as possible: 4 votes
• Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.: 3 votes
• Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.: 2 votes
• Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *Walks away*: 2 votes
• What do you call a nose with no body? No body nose.: 1 votes
• Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A: To get better buns!: 1 votes
• I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.: 1 votes
• Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already worldwide.: 0 votes